Thanksgiving Trip Part One: Interesting Signs I

tropicana, you old dog! are you trying to get me drunk? the answer is: yes!
the deer protection racket covers this barber.
geinki poo! :)
buddha pays his share to the deer protection service. because when there's this many deer, can you afford NOT to have deer insurance?
even i was offended by this sign, and i'm not even black! those silly japanese, they probably meant well too.